“The press takes him actually, however not critically; his supporters take him critically, however not actually.” So wrote Salena Zito, again in September 2016, of Donald Trump’s first presidential marketing campaign. It was a neat solution to sweep apart alarmist takes coming from individuals analysing his precise statements.
However when the once-and-future-President makes statements concerning the future it appears rash to rule out the risk that he’s telling the reality.
In July this yr, Trump promised the Bitcoin 2024 conference that he would create a “strategic nationwide Bitcoin reserve”. And in August, he told Fox Business:
Who is aware of, possibly we’ll repay our $35tn; hand them somewhat crypto test, proper? Hand them somewhat Bitcoin, and wipe out our $35tn.
Moreover, in September, he promised the Financial Membership of New York to make America its personal sovereign wealth fund, “to spend money on nice nationwide endeavour to the advantage of all the American individuals”, funded by “tariffs and different clever issues”. Amongst a listing of makes use of for this wealth fund, he said that it will “return a big revenue which can assist pay down nationwide debt”.
Might this all be a part of the identical plan? The largest pump-’n’-dump scheme of all time? Let’s suppose this by.
Has Trump truly stated something about shopping for crypto? Not but.
On the convention, he pledged solely to never to sell the bitcoin already held (or which may in the future come to be held) by the US authorities. And among the many US authorities’s present crypto holdings are c.1 per cent of whole Bitcoin in circulation. According to Arkham, this stash has a market worth of round $21bn:

A lot of this was confiscated again in 2013 from Ross Ulbricht. Ulbricht (aka Dread Pirate Roberts) was the libertarian founding father of the Silk Road – a dark-web Amazon.com that transacted solely in bitcoin, the place customers may purchase attire, books, and digital tools — however largely medicine.

Crypto-watchers have for some time been tracking the chance that the Division of Justice’s hoard will get dumped in the marketplace, fearful about what this supply surge would possibly do to the price of their shiny pixels. Coindesk reports that shifting bitcoin out of the DoJ to the US Treasury would seemingly require an act of Congress. But when Trump can muster the manager authority to make such an inter-governmental departmental switch occur – or a minimum of block the DoJ from promoting – he’s good for his pledge for a strategic bitcoin fund.
So, may just hodling the present ‘strategic bitcoin reserve’ enable the federal government to repay the nationwide debt? It appears unlikely.
At pixel time, the US nationwide debt inventory stood at $36tn, whereas the variety of bitcoins held stood at 208,109. To repay such a debt with bitcoin, every token would have to be price round $173mn Now, don’t get us incorrect, we’re sufficiently old to have witnessed a two-thousand-fold bitcoin rally earlier than. However, if repeated, this is able to make bitcoin price round 13.5 instances the entire market worth of each bond and inventory on this planet. And that looks like a stretch:
How about shopping for extra bitcoin?
For this, Trump would want both Congress to sign-off purchases or to deploy some sort of government motion. Regardless of having had management of each the Home and Senate in his first time period, Trump favoured government motion wherever doable. So we’re going to imagine that this can as soon as once more be his modus operandi.
The Trade Stabilization Fund — a fund designed solely to, erm, stabilise the change — has in follow been used as an government motion slush fund for many years. It was used to bail out the Mexican government in 1995, guarantee money-market funds through the world monetary disaster, and was allotted half a trillion {dollars} to bail out corporate America throughout Covid. Presidents raiding the ESF nonetheless must test with Congress, however very a lot in ‘search forgiveness’ fairly than ‘ask permission’ mode. Zack Shapiro, a crypto lawyer, reckons the law is malleable enough to permit for bitcoin purchases. And on the end of September, the ESF had property of $215bn, although its internet asset place is a considerably skimpier $41bn. Would $41bn of price-insensitive authorities demand be sufficient to sky the worth of Bitcoin? It’s exhausting to see it hurting.
However to pump severe cash into crypto, Trump will want Congress. Wyoming’s Republican senator Cynthia Lummis has already introduced the sort of bill he would want. With a way of humour to rival Elon Musk’s, she known as it the “Boosting Innovation, Know-how, and Competitiveness by Optimized Funding Nationwide Act of 2024”. We’ll let you determine the acronym.
The invoice would require that any bitcoin seized by the US Marshal Service be transferred to a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. And it will compel the US Treasury to purchase as much as 200,000 bitcoin annually for 5 years.
How would possibly these purchases be funded? Partly, by decreasing the capital of the Federal Reserve Banks from $6.825bnto $2.4bn,and scooping up the $6bn of seignorage remittances from Federal reserve banks which are supposed to be paying down the Fed’s deferred asset. And partly by doing one thing funky with the US authorities’s gold holdings.
Part 9(c) of the invoice would require that:
Not later than 180 days after the date of enactment of this Act, the Federal reserve banks shall tender all excellent gold certificates of their custody to the Secretary. Not later than 90 days after the tender of the final such certificates, the Secretary shall challenge new gold certificates to the Federal reserve banks that mirror the truthful market worth worth of the gold held in opposition to such certificates by the Treasury, as of the date specified by the Secretary on every new gold certificates. Upon challenge by the Secretary, every Federal reserve financial institution that receives a brand new gold certificates shall remit the distinction in money worth between the outdated and new gold certificates to the Secretary for deposit within the normal fund inside 90 days.
Right now, the US authorities’s gold is valued at a e-book value of $42.22 a fine troy ounce – making it worth $11bn. At present market costs it will be price over $650bn. So – if we’ve understood appropriately – Federal Reserve banks could be required to remit round $640bn to the US Treasury. And the Treasury may use these funds to purchase Bitcoin.
That is clearly mad.
If a price-insensitive purchaser got here waddling slowly down the street waving an open cheque e-book measured within the a whole bunch of billions, we think about crypto worth fireworks shall be otherworldly. The thoughts additional boggles on the macroeconomic and monetary implications that such a transfer would unleash.
It’s straightforward to see the lure of bitcoin. It has technological beauty, even when it’s an environmental disaster. However in contrast to most property, it has no money flows, no direct bodily property rights, and limited utility. It’s a declare on nothing greater than confidence. Regardless of. Monetary worth — to state the plain — is plutocratically determined. A pledge from the very authorities from which the US greenback derives its worth* to pump up bitcoin valuations with freshly minted {dollars} is one thing that we should always take critically.
Ought to we take this actually? Whereas we are going to undoubtedly be accused of peddling FUD, we discover it exhausting to take action.
However punters on Polymarket reckon that there’s an about on-in-three probability that Trump units up a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve by the tip of April 2025. Admittedly, they might discover one other solution to go about it. However it’s hardly a tail threat.
* We’re leaning right here on the chartalist view of money which reckons that cash derives its worth largely from the requirement to pay taxes within the items of forex specified. Failure to take action leads the state to deploy its monopoly-of-violence to deprive you of your liberty, creating a robust incentive to build up sufficient forex to fulfill your debt.